Splendida Palace Split: Your Dream Croatian Escape Awaits!
Splendida Palace Split: My Croatian Dream… Almost! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on my recent Croatian adventure at Splendida Palace Split. The name practically screams "dream escape," right? Well, it was… mostly. Let's be real, no place is perfect, and this review is going to be less "polished travel brochure" and more "relatable human stumbling through a beautiful country."
Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the Stair-Climbing Predicament.
Right off the bat, the website said accessible. They touted, "facilities for disabled guests." But hold your horses, wheelchair-users! While there is an elevator (thank the heavens!), navigating the entire property with a wheelchair could be…tricky. Some common areas felt a tad cramped, and I definitely spotted a few sneaky steps here and there that would make your life, um, interesting. I'd advise phoning ahead and getting VERY specific details. The staff seemed genuine in their desire to help but let's just say Croatian architecture isn't exactly designed with universal accessibility in mind.
Safety First (and Probably Second, Third, and Fourth): Feeling Safe (and a Little Paranoid, Maybe?).
They went all out on safety measures. First aid kits? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Double check. Staff in masks and gloves? You betcha. Daily disinfection, and rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. Frankly, it felt like a hospital… a very luxurious hospital. But hey, I appreciate the effort! It made me feel safe, especially since COVID-19 is still lurking around. Honestly, it’s a bit of a mixed bag emotion. While it’s nice to feel safe, I’d also almost prefer slightly less disinfectant and a tad more… personality.
Rooms: My Little Croatian Castle! (With Some Quirks).
My room, a "non-smoking" haven (thank GOD), was…splendida! Okay, maybe not that splendid, but it was comfortable. Air conditioning? Crucial. Blackout curtains? Lifesaver (hello, sun, you are a beast!). The bed was that sweet spot of not-too-hard, not-too-soft. Loved the robes and slippers – a minor detail, sure, but it elevated the experience from "hotel room" to "mini-vacation within a vacation." Daily housekeeping was on point. My only gripe? The in-room safe box was a bit on the small side, and I swear the wifi kept dropping.
The Food: From Asian Breakfast to "Just Give Me Pizza, Please."
The dining situation… oh, boy. Let’s start with the good: Breakfast was EXCEPTIONAL. A buffet, yes, but a good buffet. Fresh pastries, a mountain of fruit, and surprisingly decent coffee. They had Asian breakfast options, western breakfast, all the food groups, and breakfast in room for the lazy ones (aka, me, sometimes).
The restaurant had a wide array of options – including international cuisine and a surprising amount of Asian cuisine. The staff was eager and provided great service! So, all good in the dining front.
Spa, Swim, and Serenity (or at Least, an Attempt at it).
This is where Splendida Palace really shines. The spa! Sauna, steamroom – the works. I treated myself to a massage (a MUST-DO, by the way), and I felt like a new human. I mean, I’m still not sure how they get those knots out, but they do it, and it’s glorious. The swimming pool (outdoor, but heated!), with its pool-with-a-view was simply stunning, with incredible views of the whole city. It was the perfect spot to relax.
Drinking, Dining & Snacking (The Moments I Truly Enjoyed):
The bar and the pool bar (yes, I saw that!) were my favorite spots. The drinks were amazing, the staff knew their cocktails, and the atmosphere was relaxed.
- Happy Hour: A must-visit event, with discounted prices and a fun atmosphere.
- Poolside Bar: Amazing drinks, with amazing views of the city.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and the Things That Annoy).
Daily housekeeping was faultless. The concierge was fantastic. They helped me navigate the city, recommended restaurants, and sorted out a tricky booking. The elevator was a lifesaver (as always). The convenient store was handy for snacks.
On the flip side? The internet was… patchy. I would recommend getting a SIM card for your phone if you plan to use it for work or any serious streaming.
For The Kids (because apparently, some people bring them):
I don't have kids, but I saw a few families. Splendida Palace seemed pretty accommodating – babysitting service was offered. The kids facilities seemed okay.
Getting Around: Airport Transfer and the Croatian Hustle.
Airport transfer was smooth. They arranged a taxi for me to the airport, which was great. I also used the car park quite a bit, and that was great.
Overall Impression: Would I Go Back?
Honestly? YES. Despite the minor hiccups, Splendida Palace is a beautiful hotel. It is not only beautiful, but the staff is accommodating, the food is awesome, and its spa and swimming area are amazing. It's a solid choice, especially if you are looking for a luxurious escape. Just… do your homework on accessibility, and pack your patience in case the Wi-Fi decides to take a vacation!
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Okay. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. We're going to SPLIT (ha, pun intended… I'm already losing it) this Residence by Splendida Palace adventure wide open. Expect chaos. Expect me to whine. Expect to laugh (hopefully WITH me, not AT me). Let's GO.
ITINERARY: Split-Second Decisions (or, How I Survived Croatia with My Sanity… Mostly)
Day 1: Arrival and the Immaculate Disappointment of Jet Lag
- 8:00 AM (ish): TOUCHDOWN! Split Airport. They were late! The plane was late! Already I'm a grumpy bear. The flight attendants’ forced smiles just pissed me off. Croatian sunshine – where are you? It's cloudy, and I feel like I could sleep for a week.
- 8:30 AM - 9:30 AM: Taxi to Residence by Splendida Palace. The driver, bless his heart, probably spoke more English than I spoke Croatian (which is, uh… zero words). He kept gesturing dramatically at the scenery, which, to be fair, was stunning, even through my bleary eyes. "Beautiful! Very beautiful!" he'd shout, and I'd nod, mostly to appease him, while internally battling the urge to just curl up on the back seat and nap. The road to the hotel seemed to spin through a series of beige and light-grey buildings, like the town hadn't yet decided if it was going to be a tourist town.
- 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Check-in. The hotel staff were genuinely lovely and trying hard to be helpful, but my brain just wanted quiet. The lobby was gorgeous, all marble and chandeliers, but I felt like a beached whale. Finally, the promised glorious suite! Actually… it was pretty spectacular. Balcony overlooking the old town, the Adriatic Sea twinkling in the distance… okay, my mood is marginally improving. "Must snap! Must Instagram!" Yes, gotta make sure the world knows how glamorous and sophisticated I am. (Spoiler: I'm not.)
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: NAP. Glorious, glorious nap. Jet lag officially beaten (temporarily.)
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Attempt to shower. Realize I forgot my face wash. Ugh, the curse of forgetfulness!
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Orientation walk. Down into the old town. Diocletian's Palace – HUGE! A maze! Got utterly and completely lost immediately. Started muttering under my breath about "ancient Roman architects and their sadistic sense of humour." The crowds were intense, but the buildings were undeniably impressive. Found a tiny, shady café and ordered a coffee (strong, black, necessary).
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Rambling through the market. The noise, the colours, the smells! So much stuff. So many people trying to sell me things. I found a charming little stall selling lavender sachets, and haggled with a crotchety old woman until she practically gave them away. Victory. (Also, I'm pretty sure she was secretly amused by my ineptitude.)
- 7:00 PM: Dinner Find a bustling restaurant, the ambiance was amazing. I ordered a random seafood pasta dish (because, why not?). It was… okay! Not the best, not the worst. A solid "meh". Still, the people-watching was superb. Saw at least three couples having epic arguments. (Am I a bad person for finding that mildly entertaining?)
- 9:00 PM: Sunset Wander After dinner, I wandered through the alleys where the sun set behind the town's architecture, painting everything in a warm glow. Even being alone, I felt a profound sense of peace I haven't felt in ages.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Slept like a rock, excited for tomorrow.
Day 2: Diocletian, a Boat Ride, and the Great Olive Oil Debacle
- 8:00 AM: Late wake-up. Didn't make the hotel breakfast. Regretting it, of course.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Diocletian's Second Try! I decided to try a different entrance this time. Less people, less confusion. Actually, this time, I managed to get a good sense of the place. Wandered around the Peristyle and the cellars. Found a tiny, hidden bookstore. Bought a book on Croatian history (in English, thank god). I'm a sucker for a good bookstore.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Boat trip to Hvar? YES! Booked an impromptu trip. The sea was choppy, and I may or may not have gotten a little seasick (I'm a terrible sailor). The views… were stunning though. Seriously breathtaking. Blue, blue water. Islands everywhere. So beautiful it almost made me forget my stomach.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Hvar Town lunch. Delicious seafood, despite feeling a bit green. The sun was roasting me, and I found my forehead sweating a lot. I did get some pictures though.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Amble around Hvar. The cobbled streets, the yachts… Pure, unadulterated glamour. Felt out of my league but tried to act like I belonged.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Shopping! Found a tiny boutique with amazing linen clothes. Brought a t-shirt.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Boat back to Split.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: THE OLIVE OIL DEBACLE. My quest for authentic Croatian olive oil. Armed with recommendations from the concierge, I trekked across town to a local shop. I tasted at least five different varieties. Each one better than the last. Then, I made a disastrous decision. I decided to buy the most expensive one. Of course, because, I felt like a sophisticated world-class tourist. I asked the store owner to wrap it with extra care. He did. He wrapped it so well that I barely recognized it.
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner. Ate it while remembering about the olive oil. Wondering how to keep the package safe in the hotel room.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 3: Marjan Hill, Street Art, and The Great Olive Oil Debacle Part 2
- 9:00 AM: Marjan Hill! Finally, some actual exercise. Climbed the hill. Amazing views of Split. Sweaty, out of breath, but triumphant. Felt like I had earned a croissant.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Street art tour. Split has a surprisingly vibrant street art scene. Found some incredible murals. Took a zillion photos.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. Another restaurant, another attempt at local cuisine. I had the pasticada (beef stew, a Dalmatian specialty. It was heavenly, which felt like a reward for all the walking.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: THE GREAT OLIVE OIL DEBACLE PART 2. So, I thought. How do I ensure the precious, expensive olive oil survives the rest of my trip to get to the airport? I spent the afternoon obsessing over the packaging. I wrapped and re-wrapped it in bubble wrap so dense, it looked like a small, green, alien egg. I then hid it in the depths of my suitcase, between two pairs of shoes. I’m pretty sure I spent more time on those wrapping than on anything else I did that day.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Relax at the hotel. A relaxing dip in the pool (which, let's face it, I totally deserved). Read my Croatian history book. Started to learn a few basic phrases. (Pardon my terrible pronunciation.)
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Final dinner. Went back to my favourite restaurant, just to relive the memory of being the only person there. Ordered the same sea food dish.
- 9:00 PM: Packing and Prep: I'm the most terrible packer ever, I'm a huge mess, never had any idea how to do it properly.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Slept like a rock, excited for tomorrow.
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Splendida Palace Split: Let's Get Real (and Possibly a Little Messy) About Your Croatian Getaway!
Okay, Seriously...Is Splendida Palace *Really* as Gorgeous as the Photos?
Alright, let's be honest. After scrolling through Instagram, you're probably starting to think, "Is this place even *real*?" And I get it. The photos? They're stunning. The turquoise water practically GLOWS.
Here's the tea. Yes, it *is* gorgeous. But. (And there's always a but, isn't there?) It's gorgeous in a slightly...different way than the heavily filtered Insta-world makes you believe. Think less "perfectly manicured" and more "charmingly weathered." Some of the buildings are old, and honestly, you'll see a little wear and tear. But that's part of the appeal! It adds character, it gives it a history. One morning, I was practically blinded by the sun reflecting off the (slightly chipped) balcony paint. Honestly? It was glorious.
So, yes. Go. Prepare to be wowed, but also embrace the real-world imperfections. You'll probably appreciate the place *more* because of them.
What's the Deal with the Location? Is it Actually in the Middle of Everything?
Location, location, location! It's what they always say, right? And Splendida Palace? They’ve *nailed* it. Seriously. It's right in the heart of Split, in the labyrinth of Diocletian's Palace. You can practically roll out of bed (after a night out... we'll get to those later) and stumble into the action.
But here's the catch (and it’s a small one): being in the heart of everything also means...well, it's *noisy*. The cobblestone streets echo, the restaurants are packed, and those gelato vendors? They're calling your name until late. I mean, I found that to be a plus! But if you're sensitive to noise, you might want to pack some earplugs. (Or, you know, embrace the chaos! You're in Croatia!)
I remember one night, I was trying to sleep. The sounds from outside were just insane! The laughter, the singing... It was all so lively. I sighed and went to the window. I just watched, and then I started smiling. That’s when you know you're where you're supposed to be.
Are the Rooms Actually as Big as They Look?
Rooms size? This is always a gamble, isn't it? Often, those photos play tricks on you. I'll tell you what. The rooms at Splendida Palace *are* generally on the spacious side. But again...let’s be realistic. It’s old architecture, so you might get a wonky floor or a door that sticks a smidge. I mean, I had *this* door. It was BEAUTIFUL, made of wood and all, but you had to give it a good shove, and sometimes a bit of a shoulder. And that's charming! And if you, like me, are prone to running into things, well, the corners are slightly sharp. (Just a heads up, clumsy people!)
I stayed in a room with a balcony overlooking a courtyard. It was amazing! I could sit there and watch the world go by, sipping strong coffee (the coffee there is AMAZING! More details later about the local coffee shops). It was so much bigger than what I was expecting, and I felt like royalty! (Or, at least, a well-rested tourist.)
Okay, the Food. Spill the Beans! Is it Delicious or Just Touristy?
Food. Oh, the food! This is where Splendida Palace really shines. And where I, personally, gained a few pounds. But WORTH IT! The restaurant scene is amazing, and there are so many choices within walking distance.
The food itself? Generally delicious, but you need a little guidance. Avoid the obvious tourist traps that will charge you an arm and a leg for mediocre food. The staff at Splendida Palace are usually great at pointing guests in the right direction. Ask them for recommendations. I was told about this little place called 'Konoba Matejuška.' It's seafood heaven! Fresh fish, grilled perfectly. One dish, I won't even try to pronounce the name, but it was a seafood pasta that was so good, I *dream* about it still. Seriously. I have dreams. It's embarrassing!
Don't be shy about trying things you've never had before. Croatian cuisine is all about fresh ingredients and simple preparations. It's an experience. And oh, the wine! Definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY try the local wine.
What's the Vibe? Is it Romantic? Family-Friendly? Party Central?
Alright, the Vibe. This is important. It's a bit of a mix, actually. Splendida Palace itself isn't exactly a wild party hostel, but you ARE in THE middle of Split.
I'd say it's definitely romantic. The atmosphere? The cobblestone streets at night, the lanterns, the sound of the sea nearby... it's perfect for couples. Lots of walking hand-in-hand, quiet dinners, and generally the feeling of being in a movie. (Or, you know, a slightly cheesy rom-com, but still romantic!)
It's also family-friendly. But if you're traveling with rowdy teenagers...well, they'll find something to do, that’s for sure! The city is easy to explore, and there are tons of activities.
And yes... it *is* party central. Because Split is. Especially in season. And especially around Riva. The good news? You can choose your level of crazy. You could be in bed by 10 (if you are THAT person), or you can be out until dawn. The choice is yours!
What's the Best Way to Get There from the Airport?
Getting to Splendida Palace from the airport? Easy peasy! Well, mostly. You have a few options. The easiest, and most direct? A taxi or a ride-sharing service. It's about a 30-40 minute drive. Saves you the hassle of navigating the bus system. But… It's the most expensive option. You can arrange for a transfer through the hotel. Or grab a taxi at the airport, and try not to haggle too much, it’s usually a fair price.
The Local bus is way cheaper, but you have to lug your bag, and it’s probably going to be crowded. But the views? Spectacular once you are in town.
Personally? I used a combination. Taxi from the airport, and then, when I was feeling brave, caught the public bus to explore other towns. (Trust me.Hotelish
