Denver's BEST Kept Secret: Premier East Denver Hotel (Luxury Awaits!)
My Head-Spinning, Wi-Fi-Fueled, Spa-Saturated Odyssey: A Review Full of Ups, Downs, and the Occasional Dropped Spoon.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to inflict upon you my highly-opinionated, gloriously messy review of… well, you get the gist. I’ve just emerged, blinking into the sunlight, after what felt like a week-long immersion in… whatever this place is. And honestly? I’m still unpacking the memories (and the complimentary bathrobe).
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Accessibility: The First Hurdle, Tripped Over Gracefully (Mostly)
Okay, the accessibility thing. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I did bring my aging knees and a penchant for tripping over things. So, this was important. Wheelchair accessible: Seems legit. Elevator: Yep, thankfully. Facilities for disabled guests: Tick. Now, the real test… Getting to the bloody restaurants and lounges.
- Anecdote: There was one particular restaurant, a swanky affair with dim lighting and pretentious art, where navigating the tables felt like attempting the Krypton Factor in stilettos. I swear, I nearly took out a waiter AND his silver tray of… something. The staff were, to their credit, very accommodating. But still, a little more space between the tables wouldn't hurt when catering to those with mobility issues (or just clumsy reviewers like me).
Internet & Tech: My Digital Lifeline (Or So I Thought)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! This is crucial for a travel blogger (that's me!). Internet, Internet [LAN], & Internet services: Check, check, and check. Wi-Fi in public areas: Excellent. I mean, I needed to Instagram my breakfast (more on that later). But… occasionally, the Wi-Fi acted up. You know, the classic "spinning wheel of death" situation. Argh. But listen, can’t expect everything to run perfectly, can we?
Things to Do (And How I (Attempted To) Relax)
This is where the chaos REALLY started. Body scrub, body wrap, fitness center, foot bath, gym/fitness, massage, pool with view, sauna, spa, spa/sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor]: They have it all. Or so I thought!
- Quirky Observation: The pool with a view was breathtaking. Seriously, I almost forgot I was supposed to be reviewing a hotel and not just admiring the scenery. The pool itself wasn’t even that crowded, so major points for the swimming pool [outdoor].
- Emotional Reaction: The sauna and steamroom? Pure bliss. I emerged feeling like a freshly-peeled grape. Sign me up.
- Rambling: Now, the fitness center. I intended to use it. I really did. I even packed my workout gear (that I promptly forgot about). But, uh, the spa was calling my name. And the poolside bar. And the, well, you get the idea. Ah, the massage… the best. Ahhh.
- Messy Structure: But I have to tell you about that body wrap. This was my first one, and the therapist was super nice. I swear, I fell asleep. Did it work? I’m not sure. I awoke feeling relaxed. So, probably a win?
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Live To Tell The Tale?
This is the serious stuff, folks, especially these days. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer, hot water linen and laundry washing, hygiene certification, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, professional-grade sanitizing services, room sanitization opt-out available, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items, staff trained in safety protocol, sterilizing equipment: This place was ON IT. Seriously. I felt safer than in my own over-sanitized apartment. The doctor/nurse on call, first aid kit were reassuring, even though I didn't need them (thankfully!).
- Anecdote: My room key, for some reason, kept deactivating. Each time I went to the front desk (which I did, approximately, a thousand times), they'd hand out a fresh, sanitized key. I appreciated the commitment to cleanliness, even if I did feel like a key-wielding criminal.
- I actually did a quick swipe with my own disinfecting wipe just for good measure, and the room, was already gleaming !
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Stomach-Centric Adventure
Let’s face it. The food is important. REALLY IMPORTANT. A la carte in restaurant, alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, bar, bottle of water, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, buffet in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, coffee shop, desserts in restaurant, happy hour, international cuisine in restaurant, poolside bar, restaurants, room service [24-hour], salad in restaurant, snack bar, soup in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, western breakfast, western cuisine in restaurant: A LOT.
- Strong Emotional Reaction: The breakfast [buffet]… oh, the breakfast buffet. This was a rollercoaster. The Asian options were wonderful. The coffee? Excellent. The Western options? Mixed bag. The sausage. Oh, the sausage. Let's just say I found myself contemplating the philosophical implications of eating something that tasted suspiciously like… rubber.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: But the poolside bar! THAT, my friends, was my happy place. Frozen cocktails, sunshine, and the sound of splashing. Pure bliss. (Don't judge me).
- Opinionated Language: The room service [24-hour] was a godsend after a late night of… well, doing whatever it is I find myself doing at hotels.
- Natural Pacing: There were restaurants! And a snack bar. You’ll never go hungry.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Sometimes)
Air conditioning in public area, audio-visual equipment for special events, business facilities, cash withdrawal, concierge, contactless check-in/out, convenience store, currency exchange, daily housekeeping, doorman, dry cleaning, elevator, essential condiments, facilities for disabled guests, food delivery, gift/souvenir shop, indoor venue for special events, invoice provided, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, meeting stationery, on-site event hosting, outdoor venue for special events, projector/LED display, safety deposit boxes, seminars, shrine, smoking area, terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: A lot to get through here.
- Quirky Observation: The doorman was genuinely helpful. He managed to find me an umbrella when it started to rain, and he did it with a smile.
- Emotional Reaction: The concierge was a lifesaver, getting me great restaurant bookings and directions.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, I spent half my time in the elevator. So many floors!
For the Kids: Because, Well, Kids
Babysitting service, family/child friendly, kids facilities, kids meal… I did not bring kids. I would give this a solid review based on what I saw, but this aspect wasn't really my focus.
Access, Interior & Exterior: Getting Around & Feeling Secure (Or Not)
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, check-in/out [express, private], couple's room, exterior corridor, fire extinguisher, front desk [24-hour], hotel chain, non-smoking rooms, proposal spot, room decorations, safety/security feature, security [24-hour], smoke alarms, soundproof rooms: Important stuff. The security felt solid, I actually felt safe.
- Quirky Observation: The exterior corridor I found a little unsettling; but it turns out, they are common and it was not a big deal.
Getting Around: Navigating the Airport, or Just the Hotel?
Airport transfer, bicycle parking, car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], car power charging station, taxi service, valet parking: Nice collection of options.
Available in All Rooms: What You Can Find In Your Cave (Or, Room)
**Additional toilet, air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker,
Escape to Paradise: SkyHip Resort Pattaya Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel itinerary. This is a chaotic, slightly-too-honest, and probably-too-long account of my recent staycation (I know, I know, "staycation" - the ultimate oxymoron, right?) at the Best Western Premier Denver East. Prepare for feelings, folks. A LOT of them.
Best Western Premier Denver East: My Messy, Glorious, Slightly-Overbooked Adventure
(Disclaimer: This is based on my experience. Yours will probably involve more naps. Maybe that was the goal? Who knows anymore…)
Day 1: Arrival, Ambition, and the Inevitable Hotel Room Shenanigans
1:00 PM: Arrive at Denver, Colorado. Okay, technically, I drove. From… a nearby suburb. Staycation, remember? I'm already feeling judged by the valet guy and his perfectly pressed uniform. Inside, the lobby… it's nice. Generic nice. Which, let's be honest, is what I needed today. The welcome desk guy is friendly though, and that’s something. I'm craving that "new hotel smell" and hoping for a room that doesn’t look like it’s been through a frat party. Request a high floor. Fingers crossed.
1:30 PM: The Room. BAM! It's… fine. Not the grand suite I'd fantasized about, but the king-sized bed is calling my name. A quick inspection is the first action, and is it clean? Yes, mostly. One slightly suspicious smudge on the mirror. Dismissed. The view? Overlooking a parking lot. Classic. Immediately, a wave of pure, unadulterated relief washes over me. Finally! A space to decompress. I throw my bag on the bed (because, priorities), and immediately sink down. Oh, sweet, sweet mattress. It's like being hugged by a cloud.
2:00 PM: The 'Plan': I had this grand vision of being productive. Maybe hit the gym (nope). Maybe order a healthy salad and start that book I've been "meaning to read" (lol, still nope). But now I'm considering a power nap. This is where I am, so be it.
2:30 PM: Okay, I swear I looked at the gym. The treadmills looked intimidating. It's then I went back to the room for a nap.
4:00 PM: Well that was good. I'll take the time to finish the book.
6:00 PM: Dinner is ordered. I go with something safe. Chicken with french fried potatoes. I didn't feel like moving. The food arrives. It's alright.
7:00 PM: The evening is open. Not being a person of the city, the idea of actually going anywhere is kinda terrifying. I scroll through Netflix. After a heated internal debate (horror movie or cheesy rom-com?), I settle on a documentary about… competitive cheese rolling. Don't judge me.
9:00 PM: Okay, I think I can manage to go to bed.
Day 2: The Pool, the Breakfast Debacle, and a Moment of Zen (Kind Of)
8:00 AM: Woke a little late. I'm tired. This is the whole point of a staycation, right?
8:30 AM: Breakfast. Okay, this is where things get REAL. The "complimentary breakfast" is the promised land. It's the highlight of my trip. Scrambled eggs of questionable origin, rubbery bacon, and… instant oatmeal? But also, fresh fruit! Glorious, juicy fruit! I load up my plate, feeling like a king. A slightly disappointed king, but a king nonetheless.
9:30 AM: Pool time! I put on my swimsuit and make my way down. The pool is kinda crowded, but I love the feeling of just being in the water. I don't know if I'll swim. I'll think about it later.
10:30 AM: After swimming for about an hour, my mind changes. I'll have a nice, hot shower.
11:30 AM: I have checked out. It's been good.
The Verdict: Best Western Premier Denver East… and Me
Look, it wasn't perfect. The hotel was perfectly average. The breakfast was a bit… well, breakfast-y. But it gave me what I wanted: a break. The point is, it's about the little things. The feeling of a clean bed, the momentary peace of reading a book with your feet up, the fact that I didn't have to do anything. And in a world of chaos, that's worth more than a lavish suite and a Michelin-starred meal. Would I recommend the Best Western Premier Denver East? Yeah, I can't say I hate it, but it was a good place for a breather.
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What's the deal, anyway? Like, what ARE we even talking about? (I need a strong lead-in, you know?)
How did I *get* here? Seriously, I feel like I just woke up in a strange room. Is there a map?
What are the *rules*? Are there rules? Because I hate rules.
So, what's the *goal*? Is there a destination? (Please say no.)
I'm confused. Are you trying to *sell* me something? Because if so, I'm out.
What *if* I disagree with everything? Should I still hang around?
Okay, so I'm on board (maybe). What's the biggest mistake you've made on this whole... thing? Spill.
Fine. But what if *I* fail? What if I mess this all up?
