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Hull's Hidden Gem? My Chaotic Love Letter to Acorn Guest House (And a Few Gripes)
Okay, buckle up, because reviewing the Acorn Guest House in Hull is more like trying to wrangle a herd of excitable puppies than a straightforward hotel critique. Seriously, this place is packed with features! Let's dive in, shall we? (And yes, I’ve already had three cups of tea… it’s been one of those days.)
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First Impressions & The Whole Accessibility Thing:
Right, so, I arrived in Hull, buzzing with anticipation. My first impression? Relatively easy to find. The website boasted about accessibility, and I, being a person with a… shall we say, slight mobility issue, was immediately intrigued.
Accessibility Breakdown:
- Wheelchair Accessible? YES! Lift, ramps where needed, accessible rooms (more on that later). This is HUGE. Hull isn't always the easiest city to navigate, so this was a win.
- Elevator: Yep, there's a good one.
- Facilities for Disabled guests: Tick, tick, tick! They seem to have thought of a lot.
- CCTV in Common Areas & Outside: Reassuring. Always appreciate a bit of extra security.
But… (There's always a but, isn't there?) I'm slightly neurotic and I had an issue, when I first came in the parking lot, I couldn't find the ramp to get into the building so I had to go around a few times to double check, so take note as to this.
Checking In - The Beginning of My Rollercoaster Ride
Contactless? Absolutely. Express? Not really. But this wasn't a deal-breaker, the doorman was very helpful, a really nice guy. The front desk was a mix of efficient and… well, someone was a little too friendly with us. While I appreciate the effort, it was a bit OTT in a "we're-selling-timeshares-in-the-Caribbean" kind of way. I almost burst out laughing! I'm still not sure if I was happy about it though.
Rooms: Heaven… and a Few Minor Hangups
My room was awesome. Beautifully decorated, and honestly, genuinely comfortable. (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.)
- The Bed: Seriously, I could have stayed there all day. Perfection. Extra long bed too, which is a HUGE plus for a lanky person like me.
- Wi-Fi: Free and fast! (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! & Internet access - wireless) Big thumbs up, especially since I needed to work a bit (damn deadlines!).
- Bathroom: (Separate shower/bathtub) The shower was lovely, and the bathtub was deep enough to actually relax in. Bliss.
- The little things: (Additional toilet,) (Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea) They’ve truly thought of everything. The bathrobe was ridiculously soft, too. I almost stole it. Almost.
Minor Gripe Alert: The TV remote was a bit… temperamental. But, hey, who needs TV when you have a ridiculously comfortable bed and free Wi-Fi?
Cleanliness & Safety - Seriously Impressive
(Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.)
This is one area where the Acorn Guest House truly shines. I felt incredibly safe the whole time. Everything was spotless. The staff are clearly trained in the safety protocols, and they take it seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. It was incredibly reassuring. The individually-wrapped food options in the breakfast buffet were a nice touch.
Now, For The Good Stuff: Spa, Restaurant, & Dining Delights
(Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant)
(Things to do, ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor])
(Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center,)
- The Spa: O.M.G. Seriously. I don’t usually get to indulge in anything spa related, but I made sure to try out the sauna. Steaming myself into pure relaxation was a great idea, I feel amazing. (Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom)
- Restaurant: The restaurant was lovely, with a varied menu and a really nice atmosphere. (Restaurants, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant.) The breakfast buffet was well done (Breakfast [buffet]), with a good mix of options, including some Asian-inspired options (Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant).
- Room Service: 24-hour room service is always a winner in my book, especially when you're exhausted after a day of sightseeing. (Room service [24-hour]) Seriously, I could have stayed in the hotel for the entire stay!
The Seriously Messy Stuff: More Anecdotes & My Inner Monologue
Okay, so, I had a total disaster with the breakfast. (Breakfast service). I woke up late, which, you know, happens. I raced down at 9:55 am, all ready for a full English, and the breakfast was already closed! Ugh! (I did get a takeaway coffee, though, which was a lifesaver). (Breakfast takeaway service)
I will give another minor fault, in terms of noise, my room was near the main road. (Soundproofing), the sound of traffic I found could be heard.
The Verdict:
Acorn Guest House is definitely not perfect. But the positives massively outweigh the negatives. It's a haven of comfort, with a genuinely caring staff, and a commitment to accessibility and cleanliness that's truly admirable. It's got a little bit of everything, from spas to restaurants, and it's perfect for a weekend getaway, I think.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely! Even with the minor quirks, it’s a memorable and enjoyable experience. Just… maybe set an alarm for breakfast. And bring a good book (and maybe a spare bathrobe… just in
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Acorn Adventures: A Hull (and Hullabaloo) of a Itinerary
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm in Hull. Hull. Never been before, and honestly, wasn't exactly top of my bucket list. But here I am, nestled in the Acorn Guest House, which, let's be honest, looks suspiciously like it used to be someone's nan's house. Floral wallpaper, questionable lighting… you get the picture. Anyway, here's what I think my week will roughly look like (because, let's face it, I'm terrible at following a plan):
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Shock (and a Crumbly Biscuit)
- Afternoon (ish): Arrive at Acorn Guest House. Check in. Smile vaguely at the owner, a lovely woman who looks like she's seen things. Immediately try the complimentary biscuits. They were… optimistic. Crumbly. Like, "could-shatter-into-a-million-pieces-before-you-even-reach-your-mouth" crumbly. Okay, slight exaggeration. But still.
- Afternoon/Evening: Stumble around the immediate vicinity. Need to find some food, stat. The biscuit experience has left me feeling weak. Explore the local shops. Marvel at the accents. They are… something else. End up in a chippy. Ordered a fish and chips. It was glorious! Proper fish and chips. I’m starting to understand the appeal of Hull.
- Evening: Back at the guest house, settle into the room. Realise I've forgotten my phone charger. Panic. Briefly contemplate life without social media. Quickly decide it’s not worth it. Hunt in the bag for the charging cable for an hour. Finally find it at the bottom of the bag.
Day 2: Maritime Mayhem & Muddy Feet (and a slightly dodgy pub)
- Morning: Head down to the The Deep, that awesome aquarium. Walk through the underwater tunnel. Gawk at the sharks. Get a little bit freaked out (sharks are scary!). Spend ages just watching the penguins – bless their waddly little hearts. It's actually really impressive.
- Afternoon: Explore the Hull Maritime Museum. Get utterly lost in the history. So many old ships and stories! (I'm already starting to feel like a bit of a maritime expert myself). Then wander down by the Humber Estuary, get splashed by a rogue wave, and totally regret my fashion choices (I’ve chosen a white dress, I should have known).
- Evening: Found a pub – The Ye Olde White Harte. It was definitely old, probably over 300 years old. The beer was decent, but the pub was a bit empty. I overheard the barman talking about local history, and it was fascinating, a bit scary, but I was hooked. Left there at 1 a.m.
Day 3: Culture Clash & Castle Craving (and a very British breakfast)
- Morning: Attempt to decipher the local bus routes. Fail spectacularly. Wander aimlessly. Find a quirky art gallery. Spend hours looking at paintings I don't understand. Pretend to understand them. Nod sagely at the other visitors.
- Afternoon: Visit the Streetlife Museum. It's amazing! So much history. I was really happy to see how much attention was given to the people in Hull, it gives a good insight into their lives.
- Evening: Back at the Acorn. Breakfast at the guest house consisted of the world's saddest scrambled eggs. I'm getting used to the floral wallpaper, though.
Day 4: Hull's Best Day (and my worst food)
- Morning: After asking around the locals, I found that the amazing *Hull Truck Theatre. It was one of the best things I have ever seen! The acting was awesome, and the story was really fun. I loved it!
- Afternoon: I wanted to see what else the city had to offer. So, I asked around about the popular food locations. I was told to try the fish restaurant that everyone loved so, I went. I don't know what went wrong but the food was terrible! I could barely eat it.
- Evening: Back at the guest house again. I still had an amazing day, and I will never forget it!
Day 5: The Old Town & A Bit of a Booze Up (and a very late night)
- Morning: Wandering around the Old Town is awesome. The streets are narrow with old buildings, hidden alleyways, and historic buildings.
- Afternoon: Went to the Holy Trinity Church. The sheer size of it is amazing. I was very impressed.
- Evening: Went to the local pub for a couple of beers and ended up having an amazing night. I woke up the next day with a terrible hangover.
Day 6: Shopping Spree & Serious Reflection (and a quiet night in).
- Morning: I really wanted to buy a gift for my family. So, I went to the local shops and eventually found the perfect gifts. This was my last day!
- Afternoon: A stroll around the Queen's Gardens. Peaceful and tranquil, with beautiful trees and flowers. Sat on a bench and just enjoyed the serenity, reflecting on the last week, my bad food, and my amazing theatre experience.
- Evening: Early night in. Packing. Wondering what next.
Day 7: Farewell, Hull (and a tentative wave)
- Morning: Last breakfast at the Acorn. Biscuits still crumbly. (They haven't changed, bless them). Check out, say a fond farewell to the owner.
- Afternoon: Depart from Hull. With a slightly sunburnt face, a slightly lighter wallet, and a heart full of… well, something. It wasn't love, but it was definitely…. something. I’ll definitely be back. Maybe.
- Evening: On the train home and still smiling. Goodbye, Hull. It was… an experience.
And that, my friends, is my utterly chaotic, imperfect, and hopefully hilarious itinerary for my trip to the glorious, gritty, and unexpectedly charming city of Hull. Wish me luck. I’ll need it.
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Acorn Guest House: Your Perfect Stay? (Let's See!) - FAQs That Actually Matter
Is Acorn Guest House REALLY as charming as it looks online?
Okay, so the website... it’s lovely, isn’t it? All those perfectly-framed photos of fluffy pillows and steaming cups of tea in the garden. The truth? Mostly. Look, let's be real, no place is *perfect*. First impressions count though and, in my experience, the Acorn is actually... pretty darn close. It’s got that classic, a-bit-faded-but-still-glorious Victorian vibe. Think less "sterile hotel" and more "your eccentric aunt's surprisingly stylish house". The hallway smells faintly of lavender and old books - a very good sign in my book. HOWEVER, and this is important, the "garden" is lovely, but it's not *huge*. My initial impression? "Oh this is lovely", then I had my tea, finished the book and thought, "Hmm time for the next spot" . Sometimes it's just easier to be at home!
What's the breakfast situation like? Because a bad breakfast can ruin a whole vacation...
Oh, breakfast. This is where Acorn really shines, honestly. I'm a firm believer in a good breakfast, especially after a night on the town. They do a full English, obviously, but their *vegetarian* breakfast is legendary! I swear, their veggie sausages are sent down from heaven. It's a proper, sit-down-at-the-table, freshly-cooked-to-order experience. No sad buffet chafing dishes here with lukewarm eggs. The owner, a lovely woman named Margaret (I *think* it was Margaret - memory's not so hot these days), is always buzzing around, refilling coffee and making sure you’ve got enough toast. Be warned: you *will* overeat. It’s inevitable. It's so good, you just can't help yourself. The only, *tiny* complaint? The coffee is a tad watery. (Sorry, Margaret!) But the overall experience? Absolutely worth waking up for.
Are the rooms clean? Because, you know, bed bugs are a real fear...
Okay, so bed bugs. Deep breaths. Yes, the rooms are SPOTLESS. I'm a bit of a neat freak (don't judge!), and I gave everything a proper once-over when I arrived. Under the bed? Clean. In the bathroom corners? Clean. On the curtains? You get the picture. No dodgy smells, no mysterious stains. I even checked the mattress seams, just in case. (I have issues, I know). The Acorn scores top marks on cleanliness, and believe me, that's a huge weight off your mind. You can relax, knowing you're sleeping in a sanctuary of (mostly) dust-free bliss.
What about parking? Hull city centre can be a nightmare!
Parking is, well, it's a *thing* in and around the city centre. Acorn has a small amount of off-street parking, which is a HUGE bonus. It's not a huge lot, so it’s a first-come, first-served situation. On the day I arrived, there was a minor panic as someone was parked right outside. Luckily, the owner was able to sort it out (she's a lifesaver!), but it did add a bit of stress to what should have been a relaxing arrival. If parking is absolutely critical for you, maybe call ahead and double-check. Otherwise, be prepared to hunt around a bit. But really, it's a manageable problem compared to some of the *other* parking situations I’ve found myself in... (shudders).
Is it noisy? I'm a light sleeper.
This depends. The Acorn is on a relatively quiet street, which is a major plus. However, Victorian houses can have... interesting acoustics. My room was at the front, and I could occasionally hear traffic, but it wasn’t a deal-breaker. If you're super sensitive, ask for a room at the back of the house. Also, the walls *aren't* soundproof. But hey, how many places are? Bring earplugs, just in case. Honestly, the comfort and charm of the place usually trumps any sleep disturbances. Also, on my visit, the family next door was having a loud argument. I could hear *every* word. Not the fault of the Acorn though, just a general complaint of my stay.
Is it good for families with kids?
Hmm, tricky one. I didn't see any tiny humans running around when I was there. The vibe is more “relaxed adult getaway” than “kid-friendly chaos”. I'd say it's probably best suited for families with older kids, who can appreciate the quieter atmosphere. There isn't a dedicated play area or anything. Of course, the owner is incredibly welcoming, but you can just *sense* the place is more suited to a quiet stay. Basically, it all depends what you are looking for. If you're after peace and quiet, it's perfect. If you need a kid-friendly haven, maybe look elsewhere.
Can you walk to the city centre?
Yes! That is a huge plus! It's a pleasant walk, not a super long one. Maybe a fifteen-minute stroll. You can definitely do it without needing a taxi. It's perfect for exploring the Marina, the Museums Quarter, and all the other Hull delights. It's great for getting a feel for the city. Plus, you can work up an appetite for that amazing breakfast! I didn't actually *walk* there every time, to be honest. Sometimes, when it's raining - and let's face it, it *does* rain in Hull - a taxi seems like a very attractive option. But the walk is doable, safe, and a definite advantage of staying at the Acorn.
Would you stay there again?
Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups (the watery coffee! The potential parking stress! The slightly-less-than-soundproof walls!), the Acorn Guest House is a gem. It's comfortable, the breakfast is incredible, and it has a genuinely warm and welcoming atmosphere. It’s not a soulless hotel chain; it’s a place with character and charm. I'd happily return in a heartbeat. In fact, I'm already planning my next trip! I'll definitely be requesting a room overlooking the garden - which reminds me, I really should take a good book!
