Escape to Buninyong: Luxury Bath Spa Retreat with Netflix & Golf!
Escape to Buninyong: My Love-Hate Letter to Luxury (with Netflix & Golf!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm still unpacking the emotional baggage (and complimentary bathrobes) from my recent stay at Escape to Buninyong. This place… wow. It's a luxurious spa retreat outside of Ballarat, Victoria, promising blissful isolation and… well, it delivers. Mostly.
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Accessibility: The Not-So-Smooth Ride
Let's rip the band-aid off first: Accessibility. Ugh. The website claims to have facilities for disabled guests, but the reality? Felt a bit… lacking. It's a sprawling property, and while they do have an elevator (thank god!), navigating the grounds in a wheelchair would be a challenge. Ramps weren't always smoothly graded, and some paths were definitely on the gravel-ly side. (Accessibility Score: 6/10, could do better, much better.) Shoutout to the staff though, they tried their best to accommodate specific needs whenever they could.
Rooms: My Little Luxury Fortress (and Netflix Heaven!)
Once inside your assigned fortress though, the experience immediately improved. The rooms themselves? Gorgeous. We're talking massive beds, plush robes (yes!), ridiculously comfortable seating areas, and… Netflix! Actual, glorious, binge-watching-worthy Netflix. Which, let's be real, is 80% of what I wanted.
- Available in all rooms: Everything you’d hope for, plus some. We’re talking air conditioning (essential!), alarm clock (yawn), bathrobes (already mentioned, but worth repeating!), bathroom phone (who needs a phone in the bathroom?!).
- Tech & Comfort: Blackout curtains (bliss!), a coffee/tea maker (priorities!), free bottled water (hydrate, darling!), a safe box (for my very valuable… credit card?), and a hairdryer (thank god!).
- Extras: Extra long bed (yes!), an in-room safe box (again, for what?), internet access (LAN and Wi-Fi – score!), ironing facilities (yawn), a laptop workspace (I wish I worked on holiday), a mini-bar (temptation!), a refrigerator (for the champers!).
- Bathroom Bliss: Separate shower/bathtub, slippers, toiletries, towels, and a mirror that made my hair look almost decent.
Cleanliness and Safety: My Little Germophobic Paradise
I'm a bit of a clean freak, especially after the past few years, so I was genuinely impressed. The Anti-viral cleaning products were out in force, and the staff were clearly trained. Daily disinfection in common areas and Room sanitization between stays put my mind at ease. Seeing the Safe dining setup with Individually-wrapped food options and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items made me feel like I was in a germ-free bubble (a very well-appointed, luxurious bubble, but a bubble nonetheless). They even do the Room sanitization opt-out which is pretty cool if that happens to make you uncomfortable.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: The Massage That Changed My Life (Almost)
Okay, let's talk about what really matters: Relaxation!
- Spa/Wellness: The Spa itself was a highlight. They have different options for you, but I dove headfirst into their famous massage. Oh. My. God. The therapist was a goddess. I went in stressed, tense, and vaguely grumpy. I came out… well, I almost floated. It was the kind of massage that makes you question all your life choices and consider moving to a remote island just to replicate the feeling. They also have a Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with a View, and Foot bath.
- Pool & Fitness: The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous, and they do things to it. I spent an afternoon just drifting in the water, staring at the view (which, admittedly, wasn't the most spectacular, but after the massage, everything seemed beautiful). There's a Fitness center for the dedicated, which I bravely avoided in favor of an afternoon of nap-time.
- Other Relaxing options: Body scrub and Body wrap were available, but I opted for more massages.
- The Problem With Golf & Me: The facility had a golf course. My personal opinion: Golf requires patience, precision, and a complete lack of self-consciousness. I possess none of these qualities. I ended up chucking the club in the grass after failing miserably to get a ball up, and just sat there and listened to the birds.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food (Mostly)
- Breakfast: The breakfast was the first breakfast of my stay. It was a Breakfast [buffet] that had a Buffet in restaurant, there was Asian breakfast, and Western breakfast options.
- Restaurants: Restaurants! There was Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Drinks: A Bar was available, there was a Poolside bar, they do Happy hour, and you can get a Bottle of water.
- Extra: Coffee/tea in restaurant and a Coffee shop, with a Snack bar, and you can get Desserts in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant.
- Room Service: The Room service [24-hour] was my best friend. Especially the night I accidentally ordered a pizza at 3 AM (don't judge).
- The Food: The food was pretty damn good! I'm a big fan of good food, and the quality of food was good, for a getaway, but one night the soup was a little weak, and some of the desserts made me feel like I might need to see a doctor, but overall, pretty good.
Services and Conveniences: The Stuff That Makes Life Easier (and More Instagrammable)
- Essentials: Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes.
- Payment Cashless payment service.
- Others: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Contactless check-in/out, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, On-site event hosting, Spa/sauna, Shrine, and Smoking area.
- Annoying: The Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] are nice, but the free parking is not actually free. More details about that later.
For the Kids: (Mostly) Family-Friendly
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal options are available.
The Ugly Truths (and the Imperfections that Made it Human)
- The Price: This place ain't cheap. It's a splurge, so approach it with your credit card locked and loaded.
- The "Free" Parking: Okay, this is a small gripe, but it irked me. They advertise "free parking." Technically, yes. But I spent half an hour maneuvering my car around the property trying to find a spot. And I almost hit a pot plant. And the parking is still not free because I had to tip the valet for rearranging my car.
- The Occasional Hiccup: Service, while generally excellent, occasionally stumbled. One morning my breakfast order was… well, let's just say it resembled a bird had exploded on my table. These moments, however, were few and far between.
- The Room's Flaws: The mirror had a strange angle, making your appearance slightly skewed.
Overall Impression:
Escape to Buninyong is a beautiful, indulgent, and (mostly) flawless experience. It needs some accessibility improvements, and the price tag is hefty. But the stunning rooms, that incredible massage, and the chance to (almost) completely unplug and unwind… are worth the price of admission. I'd go back, (and I probably will), as long as they promise to expand the parking, upgrade the accessibility, and train those poor birds in breakfast order etiquette. And maybe, just maybe, I'll finally learn to hit a golf ball straight. (Don't hold your breath.)
Would I recommend it? Absolutely, if you're looking to treat yourself (and have the budget).
Concorde De Luxe: Antalya's Paradise? (You Won't Believe This!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Buninyong adventure. County Retreat, Bath Spa… yeah, sounds fancy, doesn't it? Let's see if reality matches the brochure, shall we?
The Buninyong Bunfight: A Travel Itinerary (And My Inner Monologue)
Day 1: Arrival & Rustic Expectations
1:00 PM: Arrive at County Retreat. Okay, first impressions… it’s… rustic. (Let's be honest, that's code for "needs a good scrub.") The website photos were definitely taken with a filter that could make a landfill look chic. But hey, I'm an optimist! (Unless the towels are scratchy… then all bets are off.) The drive up here was gorgeous though, rolling hills and the promise of… well, something. I'm here for a digital detox, right? (As if I can actually leave my phone alone.)
1:30 PM: Check-in Shenanigans (or the Art of Forgetting the Obvious). The receptionist, a woman with the kind of smile that says "I've seen things," was lovely. But… I did forget to print out my confirmation. Classic me. Thankfully, she was a saint and didn't make me feel like a total airhead. Phew!
2:00 PM: Settling in. The room… is… cozy. Let's call it that. And the WiFi? Nonexistent. (Cue a mini-meltdown… just kidding… mostly.) Okay, deep breaths. Netflix? Apparently, it's a "bring your own device" situation. Seriously? Fine. I'm on a digital detox. I'll get over myself. Maybe. The view from my window, though, is actually stunning. Vast, green, and… peaceful. Maybe this isn't so bad after all.
3:00 PM: Reconnaissance Mission: The Golf Course. Okay, I'm not a golfer. More like "I swing a club and occasionally make contact with a ball." But the photos looked appealing. Turns out… it's challenging. (Again, code for "I spent more time in the rough than on the fairway.") A guy with a very serious face gave me a look that said, "Lady, what are you doing here?" Fair point. But hey, fresh air, sunshine, and the general feeling of being utterly incompetent? Priceless. Well, the golf balls weren't, considering how many I lost.
6:00 PM: Dinner Dilemma. The retreat restaurant looked… well, closed. (Again, I swear the website was lying.) I had to drive back to the nearest town because it was very late to order a take-away and I was very hungry after all!
8:00 PM: Back to my room, defeated from lack-of-food. I can't use Netflix, the WiFi is gone, the room is extremely cozy. I am a bit bored. I will read a book, I guess…
Day 2: Spa Day & Existential Mud Baths
9:00 AM: Breakfast. The breakfast isn't great, but the coffee is strong. I need it. Today is spa day! I need my soul to be massaged back to life because I went and lost all my golf balls.
10:00 AM: The Bath Spa. THIS is what I came for. The website didn't lie about this. The massage was incredible, the facial made me feel like I might actually look human for an hour, and the steam room… glorious! I may or may not have accidentally fallen asleep in the mud bath and almost drowned myself. It was an amazing, rejuvenating, and utterly embarrassing experience.
1:00 PM: Lunch. Okay, back to reality. The lunch menu is… limited. Thankfully, I'm obsessed with any kind of pasta.
2:00 PM: Rambling through the countryside. I'm not sure why, but I feel the need to be alone and walk. I walked in the nature, and I found a lake. It was beautiful!
4:00 PM: Trying again. I did another golf game. I wasn't any better, but I actually started to enjoy the frustration. It's beautiful. I love it.
7:00 PM: Dinner. I had a decent meal, and went to do another walk, but this time I did it at night. It was even more beautiful!
9:00 PM: Back to my room again because there is nothing more to do. I am starting to relax, the lack of notifications and news feels better. The fresh air is lovely. The silence is calming. I should do this more often.
Day 3: Departure & The Bitter-Sweet Realization
9:00 AM: Breakfast. Still okay. Coffee, you are my hero.
10:00 AM: Final Walkabout. I am walking around. I have to say goodbye, which is sad, but I am ready to go back.
11:00 AM: Check-out. Bye, County Retreat. You were… an experience. And despite the slightly-dodgy WiFi, the lack of food (and the golf course), I'll actually miss the peace. I'll definitely miss the spa!
12:00 PM: Drive home. Reflecting on the whole trip. So, yeah, Buninyong wasn't perfect. It certainly wasn't polished. But… it was real. It was messy. It made me laugh, it made me frustrated, and it reminded me that sometimes, getting away from it all means embracing the imperfections. Also, I need to get better at golf. And maybe learn how to pack snacks.
Escape to Buninyong: Your Fuzzy Guide to Bliss (and Maybe a Few Mishaps!)
So, what *is* this "Escape to Buninyong" business exactly? Sounds fancy!
Netflix? REALLY? In a spa? Are we sure this isn't a dream?
The bath… tell me *everything* about the bath!
What about the golf? I'm terrible, is it okay?
Did you do anything *besides* Netflix and bath?
What about the service? Is it all snooty and pretentious?
Okay, but what’s the *catch*? There's always a catch!
Would you go back? And, more importantly, would *Golfing Greg* go back?
